Monday, August 9, 2010

Master Plan

So I read today that Nintendo announced that they've begun working on their next console. After I read that, I remembered them saying that their next console will be a "traditional" one. Then it hit me like a sack of PPPPFFFFF. Remember Nintendo's E3 conference? The one with all the awesome games people have been wanting since the Wii first came out, and the unveiling of what might be the greatest handheld console ever? Well I put all that together and realized that the Wii and DS was just a trap. Nintendo wanted a way to attract a new class of gamers and turn them into Nintenfags. The E3 conference was just a ploy to bring back all the old nintenfags who had given up on Nintendo and unite them with the new nintenfags. So now Nintendo has this massive army to make even more money off of.

Pretty sneaky Nintendo, but I'm to your plan for a return to video game dominance...

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